They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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