I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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