i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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