quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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