Ambien. No doubt about it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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