we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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