do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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