Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
