talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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