He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
