wanna go halves on a baby?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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