whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
