We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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