I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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