i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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