Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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