Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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