Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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