doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize
