I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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