i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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