do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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