Already got asked if we're dating
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Four minutes until I can fart!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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