He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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