Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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