I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
