I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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