he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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