is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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