hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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