I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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