i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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