grandma shit on top of the toilet
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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