I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
it was like eating out sand paper
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You are the jesus of drinking
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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