Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Quick, to the slutcave!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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