This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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