Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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