She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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