who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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