Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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