make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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