Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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