found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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