Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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