You can't special order awesome
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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