What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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