Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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