you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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