My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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