Betty ford says i'm here all night
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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