it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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