Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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