please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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