I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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