Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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