READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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