I'm jealous of your bromance
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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