i think my mom watched the whole time
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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