they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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