But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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